Funny Pet Storys

When the world was created, the gods decided to appoint one creature to see that it ran smoothly and to oversee all other creatures. The creature they selected was the cat. Thoughtful and contemplative, cats were given the power of speech in order to talk with the creator gods and give instructions to the other creatures who shared the world. For a long time all seemed to go well.Cats, however, were sybaritic creatures, characterized by their devotion to excessive self-indulgence and luxury.

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I have a cat named Mittens, who loves the outdoors as well as car rides. One day Mittens was hanging out on the roof of my dad’s car. When my dad went outside to leave and he didnt see mittens so he started driving. he was driving down the road when he heard somthing meowing, so he stopped and looked on the roof mittens just looked at him then jumped in his arms and started meowing.my dad got in the car with the cat and took him home, and we still to this day check our roof before leaving our house!!!

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Cats are beautiful, sophisticated, intelligent creatures. And with a little love and caring, they can keep a human being alive for upwards of seventy to eighty years. If you follow these simple instructions, you can have your human housetrained in no time.

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I don’t know how they wrote this with a straight face. This apparently was a real memo sent at a computer company to its employees in all seriousness. This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite serious. The engineers rolled on the floor! (Especially note last sentence!)

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