Take My E-Collar … Please

I have two dogs, Sarge a one year old rough coat collie and Galaxy a four month old lab/mastiff mix. Every morning around six, Sarge comes and nudges me in bed to let them outside.

I have two dogs, Sarge a one year old rough coat collie and Galaxy a four month old lab/mastiff mix. Every morning around six, Sarge comes and nudges me in bed to let them outside.
Dear Pets:When I say to move, it means to go some place else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way.The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn’t help, because I fall faster than you can run.
This past December, I think it was, I had houseguests for the holidays. December 24, my friends’ little boy said he thought it would be funny if my dog went under the tree and got one of her presents. He had heard that she likes opening gifts (with supervision, of course) and knows which ones are hers.
My youngest daughter Anna started back to school last week. She and our 18-month-old Springer Spaniel are inseparable and great buddies. When Anna started putting on her school uniform the dog kept running back to her room and fetching her ‘normal’ clothes as he knew that seeing her in school uniform meant she’d have to leave him.
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