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Holiday Etiquette for Dogs

1. Be especially patient with your humans during this time. They may appear to be more stressed-out than usual and they will appreciate long comforting dog leans.

2. They may come home with large bags of things they call gifts. Do not assume that all the gifts are yours.

A Puppy’s Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
The Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the second day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

A Doggy Wonderland

Dog tags ring, are you listenin’? 

In the lane, snow is glistenin’. 
It’s yellow, NOT white - I’ve been there tonight, 
Marking up my winter wonderland. 

Smell that tree? That’s my fragrance. 
It’s a sign for wand’ring vagrants; 
“Avoid where I pee, it’s MY pro-per-ty! 
Marked up as my winter wonderland.” 

In the meadow dad will build a snowman, 
following the classical design. 
Then I’ll lift my leg and let it go Man, 
So all the world will know it’s 
mine-mine-mine! 

Straight from me to the fencepost, 
flows my natural incense boast; 
“Stay off of my TURF, this small piece of earth, 
I mark it as my winter wonderland. 

Hunter Gatherer

Dobie

  

We have a Doberman named, Dobie.   He is about 9 months old.  When our grandsons visit, they love to play in the stream next to the house and catch frogs, minnows, etc.   When they catch them, they put them in a pail for awhile and then put them back in the stream.  

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