Funny Pet Storys

It is reported that the following edition of the Book of Genesis was discovered in the Dead Sea Scrolls. If authentic, it would shed light on the question, “Where do pets come from?”

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When the world was created, the gods decided to appoint one creature to see that it ran smoothly and to oversee all other creatures. The creature they selected was the cat. Thoughtful and contemplative, cats were given the power of speech in order to talk with the creator gods and give instructions to the other creatures who shared the world. For a long time all seemed to go well.Cats, however, were sybaritic creatures, characterized by their devotion to excessive self-indulgence and luxury.Rather than attend to the mundane, day-to-day running of a world, they wanted to doze in sunbeams on beds of fragrant catnip and matatabi vine. The creator gods saw this and asked the cats whether they were doing anything to ensure the smooth running of this newly made world.

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Now here this! You may live in this dwelling with me, but keep in mind your sole purpose for existing is to care for me. I pray God keeps you able to do so.

 

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I have an adorable black and white shorthair male kitten named Rebel. Rebel got his name from being a little rebellious when he first came to live with us. His name doesn’t suit him now, he is a real sweetie. He prefers only his mommy. (Me!) At bed time, Rebel will jump up in bed with my husband and I; whether he’s ready for bed or not and give us “nite-nite kisses”. The “nite-nite kisses” is when he puts his small, little furry face right smack dab in our faces and rubs his nose on our noses. Then, he stays right in our faces to stare at us with his head tilting side to side.I tell him to give daddy “nite-nite kisses” and he goes right over to my husband and gives them away. Most of the time, my husband tolerates one wet nose rub from Rebel but Rebel is persistant. We believe Rebel does “nite-nite kisses” for a long time with Daddy to annoy him. Ha!