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		<title>Night of the Missing Iguana</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Nov 2006 16:54:50 +0000</pubDate>
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Loving lizards is an acquired taste. As a child I was always  fascinated with the little creatures. Besides crawling outside  the screened-in porch of my Florida home with their flicking and  bobbing heads, I witnessed spotted geckos sticking to windows and  walls with their suction-cupped fingers. Strangely, they grunted  in [...]]]></description>
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<p>Loving lizards is an acquired taste. As a child I was always  fascinated with the little creatures. Besides crawling outside  the screened-in porch of my Florida home with their flicking and  bobbing heads, I witnessed spotted geckos sticking to windows and  walls with their suction-cupped fingers. Strangely, they grunted  in a low pitched tone on humid nights.</p>
<p>Growing up, I couldn&#8217;t learn enough about lizards. To me they  were small dinosaurs deserving of respect. Being a female, my  interest in lizards often surprised people. Never afraid of them,  I came to discover that there were literally thousands of varieties  with varying shapes and unusual colorings.</p>
<p>My favorite reptile was one of the largest, the giant Green  Iguana. With brown striped tails, giant spikes on their head and  back, razor sharp nails on alien-looking, multiple jointed fingers,  these creatures intrigued me. Native to South America, Iguanas  run wild in many areas of the Dominican Republic, Equator, and  Galapagos Islands. Even in the tropical paradise Cancun, they  swim in hotel pools and bury their giant long bodies in the  sand underneath the sidewalks. Males can grow over six feet long.</p>
<p>Finally I obtained a six inch baby. Immediately I learned that  these lizards don&#8217;t think of themselves as pets nor do most other  people.</p>
<p>&#8220;What the hell is that? It&#8217;s face looks like a frog and  it’s got a snake tail and a fat tongue?&#8221; A friend asked.  &#8220;Is it venomous?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Can it shoot those spikes off its head and back?&#8221; another  questioned. &#8220;Isn&#8217;t that a pest, not a pet? It looks like a bunch  of different animals stuck together. Don&#8217;t they feature those in  Japanese monster movies? Why don&#8217;t you get a normal thing like a  dog?&#8221; others derided.</p>
<p>Most of my friends didn&#8217;t enjoy <em>Jamison</em>&#8217;s presence  or touching him. Either some refused to go out on the porch when  he was there or stand near his indoor six foot cage. Although  Jamison presents a very frightening appearance, he has developed  a sweet personality, eating right from my hand and licking my  face. On the porch, Jamison befriended other native lizards and  was easily trained to use an empty litter box. Over the years  he grew to be a family member; he also grew to be nearly four  feet long.</p>
<p>One misty morning, I walked out to the patio to discover his  custom made shelf was empty. Nearby, the screen which once sported  a very small tear, now was completely ripped out. Finding him  missing, I cried out in horror. <em>&#8220;Jamison!&#8221;</em></p>
<p>Immediately panicking, I knew what dangers lurked out there.  With so many neighborhood dogs, cats, wild birds and raccoons,  any one of them could take a bite out of my brilliant green  reptile. With his striped tail, he could easily be spotted in  the grass. Fearing the worst, I handed out flyers to neighbors,  only to find a couple of my Hispanic neighbors ate Iguanas in  their southern homelands.  I certainly didn&#8217;t want him to become  a main course. I alerted the animal shelters, handed out missing  posters, called the police, and animal shelters &#8212; anyone who  would take a report. I pleaded for a call if a four foot lizard  was spotted. I couldn&#8217;t risk people hurting him because they  thought he was poisoness or dangerous. Jamison was a kind-hearted  lizard who didn’t hurt anything! He wasn&#8217;t even a bug eater like  other reptiles; Jamison ate vegetables, leaves, flowers and fruit.   Unfortunately, he looks threatening.</p>
<p>As hours passed with him gone, my fear increased. Family and  friends tried to console me. Some even helped my husband and me  search with binoculars. Looking up trees, shaking bush branches  and studying the ground, we continued, desperately trying to find  him.</p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m sure he&#8217;ll come home when he&#8217;s done exploring,&#8221;  my husband attempted to comfort me.</p>
<p>During the night of the missing iguana, I hardly slept. There  was a terrible storm, one of the worst Florida had seen in awhile.  The wind pounded against the windows. It was even rather cold and  iguanas need to stay warm to keep alive! This would have been a  night I set up his heat lamp in his indoor cage. Now he was out  in the rain and the chilling winds! Would he even survive the storm?</p>
<p>The next day my husband Louis went to the back yard to trim the  bushes. &#8220;I’ll watch where I step and keep looking,&#8221; he promised.</p>
<p>I entered my home office to finish some editing, still worrying  about Jamison, praying he&#8217;d be found. Suddenly, I heard Louis  calling, <em>&#8220;Come quick! Come quick! Jamie&#8217;s back!&#8221;</em></p>
<p>Rushing outside, I could hardly believe my eyes. Trotting across  the grass and heading straight for his porch was my beautiful Green  Iguana. With his three foot tail raised, Jamison actually looked  happy to be plodding on home.</p>
<p>So the next time anyone asks me, &#8220;Are lizards pests?&#8221;  I&#8217;ll remind them of Jamison, who is incredibly intelligent, potty  trained, and able to find his own way home all on his own. He  shakes his tail, bobs his head in his own way of communicating.  Knowing him makes the whole world feel a little smaller. I now  appreciate that even a giant Green Iguana with a frightening  appearance can be incredibly smart and loving. Unusual looking  creatures only serve as a reminder, that nature (God) doesn&#8217;t  make mistakes.</p>
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