Funny Pet Storys

Remember Me

Remember me always, but do not grieve for me too long. I have tried always to comfort you in times of sorrow, and have made every effort to add joy to your life. I never wanted to cause you pain.
Peace for me is certain now, and I suspect I will have eternal sleep in the earth I have loved so well.
Please, after your period of grieving for me, make room in your heart for another. You are the kind of human being that should always have a friend like me to love. Your kind and gentle heart should not be wasted on my memory for too long. Give your love to another. I know your
new friend will never take my place, because we
had something very special.
It may not be quite the same, but a new
devoted and loving companion will in time,
become special in their own way.
You loved me very much and I loved you.
My spirit will always be with you, and no
matter how deep my sleep, my grateful heart
will always remember you.”
Author unknown
Dedicated to Precious, 1989 – 2001

The Tail of Leslie Ann

Leslie Ann is a twice adopted, brindle coloured, former racing Greyhound. In her first career, racing, she wasn’t a big winner so she was retired early. In her second career as a housepet and therapy dog, however, she never fails to place “in the money!”I first met Leslie Ann while visiting my best friend, David, in Austin, TX. He had researched (actually I did all the research, via the internet, and sent it to him) and decided to adopt a former racing Greyhound as a companion for himself and his Black Labrador Retriever. He asked me to accompany him to adoption day at the PetsMart store in south Austin where he had been told two Greyhounds were going to be available for adoption. One was an energetic, friendly, neutered, fawn male (that I really liked) and the other was a timid, shy, frightened, and only-spayed-the-day-before brindle bitch. Guess which ‘hound Dave wanted to adopt?

As Dave filled out the adoption papers I collected the provided supplies: a leash, a harness, and a collar, and coaxed her out of the crate. We loaded her trembling body into the back cab area of his extended cab pickup truck and started out on the drive to his house. As soon as we got out of the parking lot she started whining (loudly). I crawled into the back cab and held her and talked to her all the way to her new home – it was the only way to get her to stop her ear-splitting howls.

When we got to Dave’s house we showed her the backyard, she just stood there, looked at us and shook. We took her inside the house and methodically introduced her to each room, showed her to her bed and crate, and took her to where the food dish and water bowl were located. Upon seeing each location she just trembled. During all this I kept wondering, “David, what the he## have you gotten yourself into.” Leslie Ann celebrated being unleashed in her new home by promptly defecating on the faux Persian rug in the hallway! I laughed out-loud, Dave got mad, Leslie Ann retreated to her crate and I ended up cleaning the rug!

During her first week of adoption she would not allow herself to be crated with the door to the crate closed without violently trying to escape, she would not play with Dave’s Black Labrador Retriever, Travis, she would not eat if anyone was in the kitchen, and the only person she would come to was me (I think David got a little jealous). For my entire visit we let her sleep with me on the bed in the guestroom.

Dave worked with her a great deal after I left and the next time I visited, four months later, she had really changed. She was social, gregarious, played constantly with Travis, and was an all around sweetheart. For some reason she remembered me, though, and immediately came rushing up to me when she saw me again. For the duration of this visit she again slept with me each night. I was starting to fall more in love with her each day. After I went home that time Dave told me Leslie Ann moped around the house looking for me and slept on the guestbed for three days.

Leslie Ann convinced me that I ought to adopt a Greyhound myself! I, too, had a Labrador Retriever and thought: “Heck, if I can feed and walk one dog I can feed and walk two.” I had a fenced in yard and already knew more about Greyhounds than some people who own them so I planned to rescue one myself.

A sad turn of events halted my plans to rescue another former racer because Leslie Ann would soon become my dog.

Two months after my last visit with David I flew back down to Austin to bring Leslie Ann home with me; Dave’s health had taken a sudden turn for the worse. You see, my best friend had been living with full blown AIDS for the past two years and his health reached the point where he didn’t feel he could take care of his dogs the way he wanted to. A month prior to this visit his mom had adopted his Lab, Travis, and Dave and I had agreed that no one else should ever own Leslie Ann again except me.

I once asked David why he chose Leslie Ann instead of the other Greyhound. With no hesitation he told me, “That other dog was so perky I knew he would easily find a home but Leslie Ann looked like she needed to be loved. I really know what that’s like so that’s why I wanted her.”

I frequently sent Dave pictures and videos of Leslie Ann but after she settled into her to her new home with me in Michigan David never saw her again in person before he died. I spent the last month of Dave’s life with him at his mom’s house in Louisiana where he was reunited with his Black Lab, Travis, but he frequently asked about Leslie Ann and asked to see the videos I had made of her running.

After Dave died Leslie Ann and I went to school at a local dog academy so she could earn her therapy dog certificate (my Chocolate Lab, Jesse, had already earned his). As a certified therapy dog Leslie Ann, along with her best buddy, Jesse’, became volunteers for a local AIDS service organization, a retirement home and the pediatric unit of a local medical center.

Les’ and Jes’ became immediate celebrities when we started our therapy work. Some of Leslie Ann’s clients have had to give up their pets so they love it when she visits. Her clients who haven’t had to relinquish pets also love her, especially the children, because she’s kind of like the dog they never had or never will have. She will jump in bed and cuddle with her clients if they invite her to (she’s a ‘hound that loves her hugs), she is safe for anyone of any age to walk (because she never pulls on leash and doesn’t mind going slow so even clients who have trouble walking can take her out), her clients love to see her run (c’mon, is there anything on earth more beautiful than a Greyhound kicking up a cloud of dust while running at full stride?) and she has the ability to raise people’s spirits from worst to best by a nuzzle of her needle-nosed muzzle or a twitch of her infinitely expressive ears.

Who cares if Leslie Ann didn’t win money for gamblers betting at the track? Right now she’s a winner two to three times a week in many people’s hearts and a daily winner in mine. Even more, she’s a living daily reminder of my best friend.

Kindly Contributed By:
Forest Godsey

Randy's Happy Ending

Randy was first “advertised” on the dog rescue listserv by someone who had seen him at a pet adoption day in New Hampshire. He was a nice “elderly” collie in a kill shelter and his time was running out. Local collie rescues had been notified but they were overfilled and placing an 11 year old dog is always a challenge so they had turned him away.I already had three dogs (and three cats) and didn’t need another dog. I didn’t even really *want* another dog. Two of my dogs are also “elderly” and I already spend enough time worrying about every sniffle and squeak. But something about this old guy really touched me.

I called the shelter. They said they didn’t have any old collies and I feared the worst. But Kari, who had once been part of Collie rescue, had also seen the message to the rescue list and it turned out she had him. I breathed much easier knowing this old guy had a home.

But things didn’t go well at Kari’s. One of her dogs had taken a dislike to Randy and Kari thought maybe he’d do better at my place. And so he came to live with me. According to his vet papers he once weighed 82 pounds but by the time he came to Jupiter Hollow he was much closer to 50 or 60. He was depressed (who can blame him) and his coat was dry and patchy. Shelter life hadn’t agreed with him at all.

Randy was very friendly but he didn’t really warm to me. He took every opportunity to go wander the neighborhood and sometimes he didn’t wander back. When I’d go to fetch him he always looked at me like he expected to be hit. Also, at first he seemed to think that the brush was a weapon and I was a threat. So, every time he came when i called he got a biscuit, every time he was in the front yard after I hadn’t watched him for 30 seconds he got a biscuit. Everytime he let me brush him for a minute or two he got a biscuit. He quickly grew to like being brushed and within a month he had stoppped wandering off.

He also started putting on weight (all those biscuits – plus high quality food and cod liver oil) and his coat was looking much better. Still, the days rolled by and he never really seemed part of the family. He’d been the only dog in his original home and while he wanted to get along with my dogs he didn’t seem to understand how dogs play. Nor did he like having to share me for the attention he wanted.

One month turned to two and then to three and slowly, oh so slowly Randy decided maybe this wasn’t such a bad life. I don’t know when it happened but one day he just woke up and wasn’t depressed any more. There was a bounce in his step like he was half his age, he decided the other dogs could actually be fun, and he obviously decided he was home.

I love my Randy dog. He has such a big heart and so much love to give. I often wonder why his original family gave him up, because he is a great dog. I called shelter and they just said the family didn’t have a good reason at all. I know he is old, but we will all be old some day.

Taking Randy in to my home was much easier than turning my back on him would have ever been. I know he has gained from this experience – time and love; but I’m the real winner here. I’m the one who got a beautiful, healthy, loving dog to sleep at my feet and lean against me on our walks. I’m the one who is lucky enough to have all that love and trust directed straight at me. I’m the one lucky enough to have Randy.

Randy travelled gently to the Rainbow Bridge on June 29, 1998. He was loved greatly and will be missed. Go with God, dear friend.

Kindly Contributed By:
Jan Hilborn

Scruffy and Billy's Special Story

 Scruffy and Billy

Scruffy was with me since he was 9 weeks old, in the spring of 1980. He was my first dog and taught me so much about the joy of dogs and about how to live my own life more peacefully. I always joked that he was a cross between Buddha and Yoda – a small black poodle who grew gray as he aged, with soft wise eyes that looked right into you even after he began to lose his vision. He was the one who accompanied me through tears, quiet times, and all sorts of silly games. He abhorred tears, doing his best to lick them away, and he never met a human that he didn’t get to like him, including people who didn’t like small dogs or even dogs at all. Scruffy ended his long life just as he lived the rest of it: He chose his time and gave me a couple of weeks after having a huge seizure to let me know he was going soon. And then he left us quickly and peacefully.He was happy and comfortable until the day when he woke up unable to stand on any of his legs and rapidly became weaker. The next morning, a couple of hours before we went to the vet, he shared part of my breakfast (a few tiny morsels of a bagel and cream cheese), our lifelong morning ritual, and he let me rub his tired body softly. And when it was obvious that he needed help to leave, he lay peacefully and was gone almost instantly, with his loving humans stroking him and talking to him. Scruffy was 17 when we lost him, and will always be my Dog of Dogs.

My beloved Billy (Billy Peanut, Billy Timex, Billy Goat) joined our pack in the fall of 1980 when he too was only 9 weeks old. He was a spry little apricot miniature poodle who filled our home with his gentleness, his stubbornness, and his clownish personality that made him an eternal puppy, even when he couldn’t climb a flight of stairs on his own any more. Never have I met or will I meet again I am sure, a dog who was so gentle and so goofy that you absolutely could not stay sad when you were with him.

Billy was plagued through his later years with megaesophagus, which made him a skinny little fellow who had to be on a special diet for several years. But he never lost his silly puppy ways, and he bounced back over and over again, always with a look that said, “Well of course I did!” He would dance on his rickety back legs and bark a huge bark (he was a bit deaf by then) whenever I offered him a treat. He and Scruffy were inseparable, even after we brought Callie, already the Earth Mother Poodle at 1 ½ years old, into our home. She gently herded her two old fellows around for over three years.

Two weeks after we lost Scruffy, Billy woke in the night wailing like a lost puppy. The next morning he too could not stand up. I held him all morning and he cuddled against me with his eyes closed, occasionally raising his head and rubbing it against my chin. Our vet saw him later in the morning and told us that Billy was shutting down all of his systems. We had to make the awful decision to help him cross the Rainbow Bridge, two weeks to the day and hour and in the same room where his beloved Scruffy left. I think that Billy was like a swan who picks a mate for life and just didn’t want to go on without his beloved friend.

Did it hurt a lot to lose them this way after all of those years? You bet. S&B had lived with me through the worst times of my lives and then the best. I cried uncontrollably at a moment’s notice for weeks, and still do sometimes, several months later. Fortunately I had many wonderful friends who understood the depth of my loss and helped me through.

Even our third dog Callie was miserable. She had cared for the old boys as if they were two odd puppies. A few days after they were both gone, she ran around their favorite couch, barking at them to come outside and play, and then she walked away looking as dejected as could be. Another day she found the sweatshirt I had worn both days when we took the fellows for their last trips to the vet, lying on a hamper since I could not bring myself to wash it (I still haven’t – It is now in a closet safely wrapped up). She sniffed at it gently, licked it softly several times, and then walked over and sat next to me quietly.

Whoever thinks that dogs don’t feel true grief and want to console and be consoled is nuts. In some ways it is easier to think of Scruffy and Billy together and happy as they always had been. And I would not have given up those later years with them for anything, painful as it was to lose them.

Kindly Contributed By:
Gerry Azzata

Monty

Our newly adopted dog, Monty, has become a great addition to our family. Yet, as much as I’m happy we added Monty, as I look back on how it happened, I can’t help but remember that this dog had almost no chance of having us adopt him. Things were going against him even before we laid eyes on him on that first dark evening.My wife and I had two well-loved, happy dogs already. Our German shorthaired pointer, Rommel, and his sidekick, Buttons the beagle, were perfect companions. They traveled well in our van as we made bi-monthly trips between our primary home in the West Virginia mountains and our vacation home at the Delaware seashore. We spent many hours walking the two of them on paths in both states. My wife, Candy, often said she wanted a third dog, but I thought it was convenient to just have two dogs. Two people, two dogs. A happy equation. “We don’t need another dog,” I kept saying. Three would complicate and unbalance things and I was comfortable and satisfied with things as they were.

Except for during the hottest summer days our two furry friends go everywhere with us–grocery shopping, sightseeing, and visiting. We removed our van’s middle seat to make room for a large pad for them to lie on during our rides. Still, the beagle preferred to sleep between the front seats and the pointer chose to lie on the rear bench seat. My wife often slyly commented that the large pad she had made for the large middle area of the van was going to waste. We needed another dog to use up that vacant area! Every time she read the newspapers of either state, she’d unfailingly read the “Pets” section of the classified ads aloud and wait for me to give reasons why we didn’t need another dog. We never argued the issue, but her determination to add another dog didn’t go away. This went on for over two years.

I was tempted to make phone calls about several of her prospects, and once, when I did, I found out the dog had been placed a day earlier. I was sorry to miss out on him, a fine English pointer to romp the fields and woods with Rommel, but, mostly, I was relieved we didn’t get him. Two is enough. Three is too much. I knew that was the sensible attitude.

By late summer I found that I was reading the want ads when my wife wasn’t looking. She’d actually halted her campaign a few months earlier, and, left without her hinting, I had taken up the search on my own. It was a brilliant strategy on her part, and I’ve never doubted that it was just that … a clever and planned strategy.

One day I came across a classified that started with the usual “Free to a good home …” and which ended with a “Weimeraner” which was being given up. This was one of the breeds we liked so much. Although neither of us hunts, we like the spirit and character of hunting dogs. People who use them solely to hunt game are missing the companionship of some of the best behaved and loyal, loving family dogs available.

I read the advertisement several times over a two-day period and then, returning to my senses, threw the newspaper in the kitchen garbage can. I’d not shown the article to my wife. The next day, while my wife walked our dogs in our Delaware neighborhood, I dug the paper out of the can and placed a tentative call–just to satisfy my curiosity, not to make a commitment. The area code and exchange told me that the dog was in a small town on the Chesapeake Bay, far away from our home in coastal Delaware.

The boy who answered the phone said the dog was two years old and when I asked him if the dog was house trained, he said a curious thing – “I don’t know.” When I pursued this inquiry, I ascertained that he didn’t know because the dog had never been allowed in their house. I certainly didn’t need an adult dog with no house manners or social awareness. If I was going to add a dog it would be a proper one from the start–trained, socialized, and used to the love of people. I might now consider a third dog, but he had to be perfect.

The ad went back in the garbage … for about twenty minutes. Then I called again and was able to speak with the boy’s mother. She said the dog was four years old and, as far as house training went, he “didn’t pee inside his kennel house.” Her tone of voice was not pleasant. It seemed an annoyance to her to have to be interviewed further about this dog she was giving away for free so I merely asked for directions and hung up after receiving them.

When my wife returned from her walk I made my “confession.” She was surprised (seemingly) that I had gone this far toward getting a family addition. When I repeated my somewhat unsatisfying conversation with the dog’s owners to her, she was nonplussed and encouraged me to go look at the dog. It was late and we would have more than a two-hour drive to the house, arriving in a strange town well after dark.

Two and a half hours later, after stopping and asking directions several times, we pulled up to a rather unkempt house with a cluttered interior. The woman who answered the door let us know that it was a less than intelligent time of day (or night) to come look at a dog. We explained that we lived six hours away in West Virginia and were going home tomorrow. If we were to get a new dog, we wanted to obtain it early enough to take it back to Delaware and get it a bit used to us and our other dogs before setting out on a long journey with a totally unknown quantity.

She sent her son out to get the dog but he came back empty handed. He said he couldn’t find the dog in the kennel because the only light bulb had burned out a few weeks earlier and it was too dark to see the dog, let alone capture him. Then they argued about who should have replaced the bulb. I could see that this dog was not coming from a loving environment.

The boy was successful when he was sent back a second time and returned with a very excited dog leashed with a piece of clothesline. The floor of the house was linoleum and the poor excited creature was in such a panic that he was slipping and falling repeatedly as he wagged his happy, docked tail.

The dog was far from a picture of good health. His rib bones protruded crudely from his sides and his back line was punctuated by bony discs the entire length of his spine. He had a hoarse, raspy cough and the odor of his breath made us wince. But I had never seen a tail wag so excitedly and when I kneeled down to pet him he licked me with such thankfulness that I didn’t know how I was going to tell the woman that I didn’t want her dog. We didn’t need these problems to upset our happy and healthy family.

As I studied his emaciated frame, she said he got “fatter” every winter. She told us this as she used a dirty towel to wipe away a yellow mucous film that covered both of his eyes. Cruel scars, which allowed no hair to grow through, were present on his legs and he had two hairless red bumps on his hindquarters. She explained that the dog rubbed himself on the kennel fence and cement floor during the summer because of fleas, and that was what caused the hair losses. She didn’t act like she knew what a flea bath or flea collar was and she made no apologies about his current state.

The lady then went through some poorly organized files and then returned to us with his “papers.” “He cost me $400 when he was a pup,” she proudly stated. “He’s been my stud dog ever since.” She was especially proud that he didn’t have a white patch of hair on his chest – “that’s a fault that most weimeraners have,” she stated expertly. “This is one great dog you’re getting.” I didn’t want to be honest with her as to my opinion of the quality of that statement, so I said nothing in reply. Then she walked away and went back to the TV program she and her son had been watching before we rudely interrupted their evening.

Candy and I talked quietly to each other. The pedigree showed that the dog was going to experience (”celebrate” is not a word that could be used here) his eighth birthday in two weeks. So not only was he not two years old as we were first told or even four as she had bluntly stated when we arrived, this dog had “aged” six years since my first phone call to them four hours earlier. We did not want to start with a dog this old. In addition, this dog obviously had health problems and probably would have socialization problems since he had never been out of his twenty-foot kennel since he was a puppy.

But how could we leave him to finish his life with these unnurturing and seemingly uncaring people? There was also the specter of the chance that he would not be adopted by anyone and would be given up to a shelter for almost certain euthanasia. We both felt the dog had been kept in such a state of wretchedness that we had to take him and try to make the second half of his life better than the first. We quickly told her we would be happy to take the dog. Remembering how she’d told us that he was an expensive pup, I gave her some money to complete the deal even though she hadn’t asked for it. This would be my way to totally sever the ties between her and us. As we left she said, “Just give him a good home.” These were the only kind words she uttered the entire time we were at her home. I promised I would do so and told her I’d write to her to let her know how it worked out. I immediately wished I’d not made that final promise.

Buttons and Rommel were in the van and we had little time for proper introductions and no choice but to put our new addition directly in the van and head back to Delaware. Amazingly, after each dog took turns with the usual ritualistic sniffing introductions, all three lay down and slept most of the way home. He rode like he had done it his whole life, even though his owner had told us his only rides had been the yearly ones in the back of their pickup truck to the vet for rabies vaccinations. Those shots are required for breeding dogs.

By the time we got home it was almost midnight. We put a leash on our new boy and did a bathroom walk. He pulled against the leash for only a short period of time and then fell in line behind us. Returning to the house, he encountered his first challenge. He had never seen steps before and we have a long staircase leading to our entrance. He stood in his collar and leash a t the bottom of the stairs and whimpered in frustration as we walked up and away from him, calling for him to follow. Then he tried to climb up but slipped twice before we could catch him and carry him up to the landing. When he got in the house he promptly lifted his leg and sprayed the furniture. So much for prior house training …

He had such a pungent kennel odor that, even though it was past midnight, we decided to try to give him a bath. After reassurances that showed him we weren’t trying to drown him, he reluctantly allowed the bath to progress. Because of his lack of house training, we decided to leave him on our screened porch that night.

Five minutes after being put on the enclosed porch we heard a loud bang. It seems he’d never seen glass before and he had tried to run through the sliding glass doors. Five minutes after we had left him again, the howling started. It sounded like something from THE HOUND OF THE BASKERVILLES. I knew the neighbors would not be appreciative of this barking cacophony, so I brought him into the bedroom and babysat him the rest of the night. Three times we carried him down the steps so he could do his business.

The next day we came back to West Virginia. We decided we needed a new name for him. We did not want to use his original name because we wanted to make a complete break from that sad era. Since we had a “Rommel”, we decided to add a “Montgomery” – apologies to history! He was “Monty” for short.

It’s been a long time since that night. Monty fits in well! At first almost every experience was new to him. He’d never gone on walks, swam in a river, rode on weekly shopping and touring expeditions, eaten “treats” from fast food restaurants, been inside a house, or, most sad of all, had never been openly loved and respected. He often lays and just stares at us and we can see the love he has for us and we, in turn, feel blessed that we are the recipients of such affection.

The mucous film covering his eyes was an infection that was treated successfully with antibiotic drops. It took three days and cost $5. How could anyone have denied him something like this? Our vet also found that he had hookworms and whipworms and these are now gone. He put on eight pounds in the first three weeks and is just now started to have a somewhat normal appearance. We had his teeth cleaned and our vet noted that many of his teeth were broken – probably from chewing rocks or chewing the kennel fence. As for the house training, he made only six “mistakes” in the house before learning to hold himself. The separation anxiety howling ceased soon after his successful house training, when we were able to let him stay inside and have the run of the house with our other dogs while we were at work.

Any worries we had about socialization problems were groundless. He has never growled at people or other animals. He enjoys contact with both, though he is still cautious upon his initial meetings. We make it a point to walk him on the crowded ocean boardwalks of Delaware and Maryland for socialization practice, and take him on frequent jaunts on populated walking paths close to our West Virginia home. Everyone likes him and is impressed with his friendly, laid back manner.

A month ago he started having intermittent problems when walking. At first we thought that we had walked him too far when he wasn’t used to it, but then we noticed that he would walk fine for four or five days and then, for two days or so, he’d be almost unable to stand. He was listless and had stopped gaining weight. Another trip to the vet showed that he had Lyme Disease. Apparently, he had it when we got him but it was now progressing. The vet prescribed antibiotics and, thankfully, he improved. His appetite returned and he acts more puppylike than ever. We often comment it is hard to believe he is eight. He looks forward to our walks again. Though his previous life had given him no occasion to learn the concept of “play” in his first eight years, our pointer now tries to teach him by including him in his romping and planned ambushes. Of course, he also had never learned to play with toys or balls, so we are working on this too.

Having three dogs was not the nightmare and annoyance I’d anticipated. After becoming used to the situation, we quickly adapted. The first few weeks were “classical conditioning” exercises that our dogs practiced to teach their human owners how to best handle the new trio. Buttons the beagle quickly adopted Monty and became his surrogate mother — a role she also played for Rommel. Even our cats accepted him quickly, allowing him to give them sloppy baths with his long pink tongue.

Sadly, it turned out that we are now back to having only two dogs. Our beagle, Buttons, who loved to chase deer and any other animal that would run from her on the mountain in back of our house, did not come back after one evening’s chase. We think she had a heart attack, as she was overweight and often would come home gasping for breath but happy as could be after one of her usual chases. As hard as it was for us to accept, we are at least comforted that she left this life doing one of her favorite things. We miss her very much.

But I can only imagine how much harder it would have been for us and for Rommel to have to have faced this without Monty. He helps fill the hole left in our hearts with Button’s disappearance. We feel blessed to have Monty. Though some people will say we are “spoiling” him, we know that we are only giving him back some of the comfort he has earned by having to live out his first hard years in a non-stimulating and unhealthful environment. Yes, he is probably lucky to have been chosen by us, but we know that we are equally if not more lucky to been given such a good friend with whom we can share our lives. Monty will have the love and respect that all dogs should have. Our wish for him is a long, healthy, and happy remainder to his life.

I did keep my promise to his original owner and wrote to her to tell how Monty had progressed and how much he was loved and appreciated by us. I resisted the urges to chastise and blame. They would not be appreciated or understood. That one letter is the only contact I will ever have with them. Their chapter of Monty’s life is over and we are thankful that it is.

By the way, we’ve started reading the “PETS” section of the classified ads again!

UPDATES: Our beagle Buttons never came back–we think she may have been shot by a hunter (it was almost deer season). My wife brought home a 2-year old beagle to me for Valentine’s Day. Her name is Soozi – she is another “rescued” dog – she had her back leg broken by a car and could not hunt so her owner had kept her in an outdoor cage for the 1 1/2 years since the accident. She has fit in well and took Button’s place as the “boss” of the pack.Monty sadly passed away in October of 1999. It happened on a Friday night about midnight and no vet was available. By the time we got him to the hospital the next morning it was too late. At least he had one great year with us. We will always be thankful for having him for that short time.

Since his death, we’ve acquired another Weim-Hagen. He is now one year old and is quite a handful. We see so much of Monty in him. He is quite a character and we think Monty would approve.

Kindly Contributed By:
Bruce and Candy Kibby

Bruce and Candy Kibby

Jack

I have a Jack Russell Terrier who has nominated himself for an important job. I recently acquired a 10 day old puppy and Jack has taken the responsibility of helping me take care of her. He cleans her, helps her go potty, talks to her, and worries about her. He runs to her everytime she cries, and he’s so excited when I take her out of her kennel to play, cuddle or feed her. He’s proven himself to be a great foster brother!Darla, Guam 

 

Ganging up on the dog

One Christmas, Mum was visiting for the day and had brought the dog with her. Our little cat sat in various places during the day in view of the dog but always out of reach (you could almost see the smile on her face when the dog was told off for getting excited). When she got fed up with taunting the dog she slowly strolled upstairs where our larger cat was asleep. A few minutes after the door swung open and our larger cat was sitting slap bang in the middle of the doorway staring at the dog, who promptly jumped on to mum’s lap shaking like a jelly. It was as if our two cats had been talking about the dog!
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Grizz

 

Grizz

  

Grizz looks like a mixture between a collie and a German shepherd. He’s the sweetest dog, but when he was younger, you couldn’t leave him alone for five minutes!

As soon as noone was looking, he’d use his big wet nose to poke the garbage can until it fell over, tear open the plastic bag inside and go treasure hunting. Ten minutes later the whole house would look like a battlefield.

He grew out of that habit when he was about 2 years old, but until then there was just no stopping him. All we could do was to hide the garbage can – and all other breakable objects for that matter.

One day my wife and I went to the movies without hiding the garbage can. By the time we realized the oversight, it was already too late. For the remainder of the movie we kept telling each other what horrors to expect once we got home.

Back home, we slowly opened the kitchen door, hoping for the best, but expecting the worst. We were dumbfounded to find the kitchen, the living room, and all other rooms just the way we had left them. We were so proud of Grizz not having wreaked havoc… until we saw him!

There he stood, squinting at us with a picture frame around his neck! Don’t ask me how, but somehow he had managed to take a picture off the wall, eat it and stick his head through the frame.

I guess he had been so busy trying to get the frame off of his neck, he just hadn’t had time to mess up the rest of the house.

Christmas Dog

Tonight’s my first night as a watchdog,
And here it is Christmas Eve.
The children are sleeping all cozy upstairs,
While I’m guardin’ the stockin’s and tree.

What’s that now—footsteps on the rooftop?
Could it be a cat or a mouse?
Who’s this down the chimney?
A thief with a beard— And a big sack for robbin’ the house?

I’m barkin’, I’m growlin’, I’m bitin’ his butt.
He howls and jumps back in his sleigh.
I scare his strange horses, they leap in the air.
I’ve frightened the whole bunch away.

Now the house is all peaceful and quiet again.
The stockin’s are safe as can be.
Won’t the kiddies be glad when they wake up tomorrow
And see how I’ve guarded the tree.

by Shel Silverstein

What NOT to Get Your Dog for Christmas

1. A CD of cats meowing popular Christmas songs.

2. A chew toy with the head already gnawed off by his canine brother who chewed his way into the gift box around the 15th of the month.

3. A chew toy shaped like a shoe which he is immediately going to confuse with the right sneaker of your favorite pair.

4. Central A/C for his Dogloo when you’re still using individual wall units that are barely up to cooling a small close-size area in your house.

5. Anything Garfield.

6. A remote control for the refrigerator door.

7. A knitted pink sweater that makes your macho doberman look like a poodle.

8. A deluxe pre-packaged treat-filled Christmas stocking that’s large enough for you to use as a sleeping bag.

9. Doggie antlers when your near-sighted hunting relatives will be spending the holidays with you.

10. A stuffed toy dog with an angel’s halo as a hint as to what he has to do to get more presents next year.

11. A doggie door between you and the suspicious butcher next door.

12. An audition for a diet dog food commercial where they feed him so much during retakes that he actually gains weight.

13. A piece of jewelry featuring a ceramic dog of his breed for you to wear.

14. His own i-pets.com credit card.

15. A cat.

Brain Candy

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