Funny Pet Storys

Girl Stuck In Snow

Villa, a black Newfoundland, was from Villas, New Jersey. Villa was a half grown puppy when during a severe blizzard, she started to bark from her dogrun. After several minutes she leapt over the five foot fence and ran across to the neighbors yard. The snow was so thick, that visibility was zero, and the winds were howling at 60 miles per hour.

The neighbors 11 year old girl, Andrea Anderson, was out looking at the storm when the wind blew her across the yard. Unable to see, she had become stuck in a drift, and was unable to free herself. Villa heard her cries for help, escaped her cage, and found Andrea. Villa had to circle the child several times before she could manage to free herself from the drift. Villa, then led Andrea safely to her home.

-Ken

One Left – One Came

One Left - One Came

We had our lovely little girl, Foxie, for 14 years. She came to live with us strictly by accident. I came home from doing some chores one afternoon to discover a cardboard box. It was closed up, with the endflaps wedged shut. My old dog, Regal, was barking at it and I went to see what it was. Well, inside was a wet, woebegone, bedraggles little black and brown puppy. That puppy soon became our Foxie lady. Every day of her life, after she was ours, was filled with love for her. She was in our hearts to stay forever.However, there came the time when we finally had to say our sad goodbyes to her happy (but graying) face. Her health had deteriorated and the vet sadly said it was time. And so we said goodbye.

But to my way of thinking, a home is not a home without a dog in it. So two days after our farewell, I was at the local Humane Society talking to the animals to the animals there who needed to be loved as badly as I needed to give love. One little guy in the corner kennel caught my eye. He was in there alone, and very depressed acting. He obviously wasn’t happy with his surroundings. Stooping down to talk to him I thought to myself – this little guy doesn’t meet your criteria Lillian Ann. I’d set out to find a short hair dog, a female, a small dog, and an older dog. This fellow was none of that.

The card his previous owner had filled out stated he was untrainable, not house broken, aggressive, a nipper and biter, and had been kept in the bathroom all day while owners worked, walked twice a day and lived in an apartment. After reading all this negativity, I thought to myself, there’s nothing here that time and training won’t cure.We discovered he was a border collie mix, 4 1/2 months old. He came home with us.

He was already named Gary, so we just kept his name, thinking he had enough adjustment to make without worrying about a new name. As soon as he learned that he door in the kitchen led to the garage which led outside, he was housebroken – about 60 minutes time. He ran and played in the backyard until I thought he was going to faint. He chased balls, toys, lizards and squirrels along the top of the fence. He was enrolled in puppy kindergarten, and socialized, socialized, socialized. He was taught that good puppies don’t bite and nip hands, feet and ankles when they play. Chew toys, Kongs, and stuffed puppy toys are great fun to chew, and when you play and chew them, you get clicks and treats.

One year later, my little mischievious puppy has turned into a marvelously well behaved dog. He’s a real eager beaver when it come to learning new things. We go to the dog park and he runs and plays with his friends for two hours every evening.

He’s a very special boy, and he has a very special in his Mom and Dad’s heart. We still miss our Foxie girl, we still love our Foxie girl, just as we still miss and love all our other dogs before her. Gary has not filled the empty spot she left. He’s done something, better, more important. He’s created his own spot in our hearts. He’s accepted the love we have to offer and give us more love and pleasure every day we have him with us. He is truly love in a big golden, fur wrapped, red tongue, brown eyed package.

Thanks to Lillian Mount for sharing Gary and Foxie’s story.

Saved!

Saved!

“Welly come! Welly … Weeeeelly!” Our screams were futile, too easily drowned-out by the ocean’s roar. We weren’t sure, but it appeared our dog was succumbing to the relentless walls of crushing water. Our champion swimmer doesn’t flounder like this, could it be he was actually drowning before our eyes? Veins popping with the rush of adrenaline, we concluded he must be saved; but in the end, I wonder exactly who saved whom.

“Saved.” That’s the title of an entrancing painting by Sir Edwin Landseer that refines our living-room ambience. It features Milo, a glorious Newfoundland dog, cradling another hapless victim of the turbulent waters off New England’s Egg Rock lighthouse. Local lore has heaped legendary status on Milo’s rescues, plucking dozens of his best friends before being consumed by a watery grave. Change Milo to Welly, the location to Fort Canby State Park in Washington State, a few other details and I’m suddenly immersed in my own real life version of “Saved.”

Perhaps most sinister of all was how the picturesque splendor and tranquil beauty of Beard’s Hollow lulled my fiancée Cheryl and me into a false sense of security. We had been, after all, 3 hours in a hot car, so who could blame us for becoming lax as the soothing ocean breezes caressed our sun-chapped skin. Only footsteps away the frothy surf beckoned irresistibly, and so off came the sneakers and up rolled our pant-legs for a toe-wiggling stroll at the ocean’s edge. Welly too, decided to get his paws wet, and that’s where all the trouble started.

You see, our golden retriever is “blessed” with the swimming gene. Here’s how it works: first, the paws get wet. Then, this stimulus triggers the swimming gene into producing such overwhelming impulses that the dog simply plunges into the water with reckless abandon. No matter how rough the waves; no matter how strong the rip currents; these are powerful genetic forces at work, and won’t be denied.

So there he suddenly was, way out there, bobbing up and down and riding the waves as though auditioning for the sequel to Blue Crush. Having witnessed his marathon swimming stints in the Puget Sound and local lakes many times, Cheryl and I maintain a watchful yet unconcerned eye. Soon, however, mild apprehension turned to near panic, as it’s now clear that Welly is disoriented and struggling for air amidst the tumbling waves.

Just as powerful as Welly’s swimming gene, and capable of rendering wanton disregard for one’s own safety, our protective impulses now kicked in. Cheryl, acting first, stripped down and entered her lifeguard mode while I braved a slippery, jagged rock formation. From my daunting perch I waved ferociously, bellowing “Welly Come, Welly Come!” Cheryl, already in her breaststroke, yelled too. From my vantage point I saw another fella around the cove entering the water to help Welly. The pivotal moment had arrived: a dog seemingly lost at sea and three humans about to risk life and limb so that it be saved.

Then, on the precipice of disaster, it all ended as suddenly as it had begun. Welly caught the perfect wave and rode it to shore in the most splendid “hang ten” I’ve ever seen. Still, the rocks beneath me presented a formidable obstacle, and I had dreadful thoughts of my golden retriever’s Blue Crush dreams ending in an orange crush under my feet. Miraculously, however, he shimmied between the crags and into the arms of an adoring “mommy.” We celebrated life heartily that night with a sumptuous feast, and I didn’t let on that I noticed Cheryl snuck Welly the largest steak.

Now, when I look at that painting of Milo, I also see Welly, for it takes little imagination to see exactly who saved whom here. We’d have entered the water deeper and longer, so stifling was the heat, but thanks to Welly the “graveyard of the Pacific” was denied it’s morbid appetite that consequential day; and now we can go on loving him and all his furry friends. Pass it on; the love, that is.

Thanks to Noel S. Williams of Lakewood, WA, for sharing Welly’s story with us.

Kipper

Kipper

You know the phrase “love at first sight”? We do! Many people have suggested over the last several years that my husband and I should get a doggie. I have epilepsy and do volunteer work out of my home, so the idea of getting a doggie has always been in the back of our minds. My husband, Josh, and I both had dogs growing up.My older brother and sister-in-law (they have 3 dogs and a cat!) came here from Washington for Christmas. At one point, they told us that they almost adopted a dog for us from petfinder.com, and were going to give her to us for Christmas. They thought twice and figured it would be better to check with us first. They really poured the idea on us pretty heavily. Finally my brother said they should back off… No Pressure!!!

I had no problem with it, but it took a little more convincing for my husband. He was concerned about my health and wanted to be sure I would be able to take care of a pet, but they had set a little spark in us…

Sparkles, the dog that Marc & Deb wanted to adopt for us was adopted by the next morning – (We’re happy for you, Sparkles, if you’re somewhere out there reading this!).

Then we saw Caramel from Rover Rescue. We went to visit her that evening. I had called my brother to tell him, and he emphasized that we would only be going to see her and then to come home and discuss adopting her. He said he didn’t mean to force us into anything and to remember that we were just going to see her- we WOULDN’T be coming home with a new family member!

Well, we saw her. Within minutes, both of us fell in love with her and knew that we couldn’t leave without her! We went home that night and I called my brother and left him a message telling him that I had done exactly what he said NOT to do!

Not only is she a wonderfully sweet and gentle little girl (she is now Kipper Lucio Lang) she fits right in with our family! It’s somewhat strange to think of days without her and we’ve only had her for a week!

The best part is that since we’ve had her, I have not had a SINGLE epileptic episode. Not ONE! No headaches, no seizures, no problems at all. It’s amazing what a little TLC (from her to me!) makes a difference!

Self-Preservation Instinct?!

Self-Preservation Instinct?!

I truly believe my Thor is not quite “working with a full deck” and I have to wonder if he has ANY survival instincts at all!

Incident #1:

While viewing the breathtaking scenery at Point Waronsoff – David and Thor were standing on the edge of a cliff overlooking the ocean. Thor looks down at the sheer drop-off and decides to jump off! (thank DoG he was wearing a harness). Poor David is left standing there looking incredulously at Thor who is now dangling off the cliff wagging his tail and giving a small woof of triumph! The only thing keeping him from falling to his horrible fate is his harness (how many brain cells did he use for this?).

Incident #2:

Thor will run with his tail tucked from a pug but will challenge any moose in the near vicinity (the bigger the better) (come on mom – I just wanta taste the thing!). We have had to completely block the view from our living room window because a moose comes and visits every other day or so – this drives Thor into a wild frenzy in wich he hucklebuts around the house to pick up speed and then launches himself at the picture window. I have put decals and stickers on the window so that he will realize there is a wall there – but he just gets so worked up. I even put a couch in front of the window.

Incident #3:

Thor thinks he is small enough to sleep on the back of the couch (you know – the one sitting in front of the window?) He will be OK until he starts to dream then he always falls off! Then he gets stuck on his back behind the couch until we rescue him. We look around the room – “Honey? have you seen Thor?” We both look at each other then slowly we look behind the couch – Yep! there is Thor! On his back wedged between the couch and the wall just waiting for us to find him! (tail wagging and everything!)

Incident #4:

While driving down the highway at unDoGly speeds we discover that Thor knows how to use the electric window opener – WAIT! He is also trying to jump out of the moving vehicle! (swerve, swear, swerve again…)

Incident #5:

We have discovered that Thor doesn’t like to climb up the mountain but he loves to run down! Imagine this: it’s a peaceful afternoon – you have just carried your 50-pound bull terrier up a steep mountainside trail because he refused to go up of his own will. You are looking down the other side of this rather tall, wet and very muddy mountain enjoying the breathtaking view when your dog sees some small insect maybe? or maybe he has just decided that he’ll exact payback for dragging him up there – he takes off at full speed with you attached to his lead!Forget trying to hold your ground – the ground is wet and muddy from the previous night’s rain storm – your only hope is to stay upright and keep up! The dog who wouldn’t climb to save his own life has suddenly developed agility beyond measure as he drags you down this huge mountainside (was that a bear that you just slid past?!). Your spouse yells Duck! (in between gales of laughter) just at the time you get whacked in the face with a tree branch and you spend the rest of this descent on your back hoping your nose isn’t broken. When you get to the end, does your dog appologize? Absolutely not! Does he make sure you are not crippled for life? NOPE! He immediately decides to aggravate some burrowing creature by digging up its home and kicking the dirt right at you as you lay there helplessly waiting for an airvac to rescue you.

Now after I have told you all of this you have to wonder… where was my survival instinct when I said Honey… lets get a bull- terrier!


Sent in by Patricia Hall and Thor and the pug patrol

Little Streams Make Big Rivers

Lulu has always been my closest and constant companion these past five years. In fact, he is very obedient to me especially when I take care of other furry friends in our shelter.

As you already know, there have been a lot of forest fires during the summer season. Many forest are badly damaged by fire each year.

Not far from our shelter, a forest caught fire during this hot summer. We are on July, a heatwave which has been going on for three days.

Lulu rushed towards the forest where flames send out an infernal heat. There’s no longer any hope at the moment to wait for Lulu to come back to the shelter. In fact, I was waiting for the firebrigade to announce me his death in the forest. Suddenly,a fireman burst into my office and informed me that my dog Lulu succeeded to save four kittens who were trapped by the flames. According to the fireman, Lulu seized the kittens, one by one moving them to a safe place.

I immediately accompanied the fireman to the forest to pick up the rescued kittens. Once on the scene of the incident, Lulu was not there. Then we heard the sound of a dog came from the forest barking furiously. I recognized the sound of my dog Lulu. The firemen followed the tracks of the dog until they found him barking loudly by the side of an injured fireman who was lying on the ground and desperately waiting for rescue.

Thanks to Lulu,four kittens and a fireman were saved.

That day, I was very proud of Lulu for his two heroic actions toward the kittens and the fireman. Lulu showed much compassion for both animals like him and for a human being who was trying to put out the fire with his colleagues.

Truth to tell, my happiness is great and immeasurable.

I paid a visit to the fireman in his house accompanied with my adorable Lulu. What a memorable scene when the fireman hugged Lulu tightly to his chest! One thousand thanks Lulu for saving my life, the fireman said.

This true story of genuine love and compassion show us that pets are loving, caring and compassionate. We should love and protect them. One day they do us a good turn.

Little animals can make enormous things for humans. So don’t belittle them. God be with all humans and animals.


Our thanks to Prof Daham M’hamed, Algeria, who kindly contributed Lulu’s story.

Chloe

Chloe

August 31, 2003 was a day that changed the lives of my husband, the kids and me. That was the day we found 6-month-old Chloe. We found her trying to get off a highway after she had been hit by a car. We stopped to help and little did we know just what we were getting ourselves into. After rushing her to a Veterinary Hospital; we found that we had a difficult choice to make. We could either take on full responsibility of the dog (which would include an estimated veterinary bill of somewhere between $2,000 – $3,000) or we could relinquish her to animal control. With tears in our eyes we, unfortunately, had to let the local animal control take over. But, the story didn’t stop there.Over the next few days, I stayed in contact with animal control to find out the status of this beautiful little dog that had stolen my heart out on that highway. I ended up finding out that the only injury she had from her accident was a broken front leg. Still, the veterinary bills were being estimated at far more money than my husband and I could afford, because on top of the broken leg she was found to be suffering from kennel cough, intestinal worms and Lyme disease. That was when I started looking at my other options.

I quickly learned the undeniable truth that many “no-kill” organizations just don’t have the funding to take on the responsibility of an injured animal. There are thousands of animals a year that get put down and can’t be saved that are completely healthy. Most organizations just can’t realistically pass over a bunch of healthy animals in order to fund the care of a sick one. Likewise, when most people decide to adopt a new pet, they don’t want to take on the responsibilities associated with a sick or injured animal, when they have many other healthy animals to choose from. This poor dog was quickly put on the unadoptable list at the animal control facility and was slated to be put down.

I knew that if I didn’t do something, she was going to die. I had looked at many options and had not yet found an answer when it came down to the last 48 hours before Chloe was to be put down. It was then that a co-worker suggested I send out an office-wide e-mail telling the story of this dog and asking for any help that I could get. I was desperate enough to save Chloe, so I did just that. Within a few hours of having sent out the e-mail, I had more than enough money to take care of her bills and ultimately save her life. Just days before she was going to be put down, my husband and I went into animal control with the money and paperwork needed to adopt this beautiful dog. At the time, we were just planning on adopting her in order to save her from being put down and then we would look for apermanent home for her when she was healthier. We never thought we would keep her.

On September 18, 2003, nearly 3 weeks after we found Chloe on the highway, my husband and I brought her home. That day was also the day that hurricane Isabel came through where we live, and “hurricane” Chloe stepped into our lives for good.

Before all of this happened, I was never really one to want a dog. I actually never had one in my life before and now I can’t imagine life without her. I never thought that I could feel such intense love for a dog, but adopting Chloe has changed my husband, our kids and me. She has a brought a light into our home that is indescribable. The joy that she brings us is immeasurable; and we would go through everything all over again just to even have a moment with her. How lucky we are to have her for her lifetime.


Thanks to Lisa Abend for sharing Chloe’s story with us.

Midnight

Midnight

Midnight’s story is truly special!

I am a barmaid, with many stray cats of all kinds that frequent my place of employment! I had just gotten divorced, put my beagle of 18 years to sleep.

I have never had a cat before, so I was, and still am so new at her friendship, but it is amazing! So anyway, I did pray to my Mother, who has been gone in heaven for 27 years to send me a little kitten. I was not working that day, but I came in to see some friends.

(By the way, Midnight is sitting on my lap as I type, I swear she thinks that she can too!)

I walked in, and this tiny kitten kept running up my leg to my neck, she was so weak, and starving, full of fleas, and scared! I would put her down, she would run right up, the funny this is, is that I was wearing all black, and she is all black, and the time was Midnight! So I took her home with me, nursed her back to health, got rid of the fleas, had her spayed, and she is the most beautiful thing that I have ever seen. She will sit, if I say so, she retrieves her toys for me to play with her, and she does not have a mean streak in her ever! She has given me such hope, and happiness, I could not bear to be without her!

Thank you for listening everyone, and remember, a friend in life does not have to be human!

Take care and remember to treasure what you have today, for tomorrow it may not be there!


Sent in by Michele of NJ, September 2004

A Special Christmas

“Where’d the cookies go? They were here a minute ago!” my sister Sylvia shouted from the living room. It was Christmas Eve and she was crouched under the artificial tree, staring at an empty dish resting on the tree skirt. A few crumbs were visible, but otherwise, there was little trace of what had been there. Only a short while earlier, our mother had set a dish of crunchy oatmeal raisin cookies under the tree. She had made them for Santa Claus. But someone had gotten to the treats before Ol’ Saint Nick had a chance to shimmy down the chimney. It didn’t take us long to finger the culprit.

Sunshine, my sister’s pet Chihuahua/terrier mix, was licking her chops as she came trotting from under the tree. She was dressed for the holidays, sporting a green and red doggie sweater with her name embroidered in cursive across the chest and a metallic red Christmas bow on her collar. Our mother had purchased the sweater for Sunshine by special order.

“Sunshine!” my sister scolded the dog as she scooped her into her arms. “I can’t believe you ate all of those cookies. They’ll hurt your tummy.” But Sunshine didn’t show any remorse. She simply gazed affectionately at my sister and seemed pleased that she’d discovered the treasure under the tree.

Sunshine had that same look of discovery in her eyes a few years earlier on the day that my sister first saw her. Sylvia was a college freshman, living by herself in a studio apartment and had just finished classes for the afternoon. As she walked back to her apartment, she noticed a chubby little chocolate and caramel colored fur ball sitting on the sidewalk near her front door.

“Hi doggie,” my sister said as she leaned down to pet the animal. In response, the dog wagged her tail and craned her neck to brush her head against Sylvia’s hand. “You’re a real sweetheart,” she said to the dog. “I’m sure you have an owner who will be along any time now to find you.”

Sylvia noticed the dog was wearing a collar, but no tags. “It was nice meeting you, doggie,” my sister said as she entered her apartment. That night, a heavy rainstorm swept through the area. The downpour seemed relentless and didn’t let up until the next morning. After the weather cleared, Sylvia stepped outside to run some errands. To her surprise, the dog was still sitting there on the sidewalk and had apparently sat there throughout the storm!

“Hmm. I wonder where your master could be,” Sylvia said. “I don’t want you to stay out here and catch a cold. I’ll take you in until someone comes looking for you.” The dog had a warm dreamy look in her eyes and my sister fell instantly in love with her. Sylvia knew the dog would brighten up her life so she called her “Sunshine.”

Days passed, but no one ever did come looking for the little dog, even after Sylvia distributed fliers in the neighborhood. In the meantime, Sylvia began to notice that Sunshine had some health problems.

Sunshine had a wheezing condition. My sister initially thought it was the lingering effects of that night outside during the storm. But whenever Sunshine got excited ­ at feeding time, during rides in the car, or when it was time for one of her walks ­ Sunshine would start hacking and squawking like a wild goose. Sylvia figured a doggie checkup would be a good idea. What she found out was disturbing.

“Your dog has a collapsed windpipe,” the veterinarian said. “That’s what’s causing her to wheeze and cough. It almost always happens in toy breeds or terriers and Pomeranians. The disease usually becomes problematic in middle age, but can happen at any age.”

“Why would she have this?” Sylvia asked. “Is there anything we can do? I…I mean is there any medicine I can give her?”

“In your dog’s case, we don’t know what’s caused it. And there’s really nothing we can do,” the veterinarian said. “It’s not life threatening, but do try to keep her from getting excited. When her windpipe collapses, she’s gasping for air and that’s not good for her.”

A few weeks later during a follow-up examination, the veterinarian diagnosed additional ailments. Sunshine had a heart condition; fluid was gathering around her heart. The vet instructed Sylvia to keep Sunshine’s walks to a minimum and to carry her whenever they had to go up a flight of stairs. Sunshine also had cataracts, which accounted for the dreamy look in her eyes. In addition, she had tumors in her ovaries and she was suffering from significant hearing loss. The vet couldn’t determine Sunshine’s exact age, but he figured her to be an older dog, somewhere between 10 and 12 years old.

Sylvia left the vet’s office shaken. In one hand, she had a bottle of pills to drain the fluid from around the dog’s heart and in the other hand, she had two reminder cards for the surgeries Sunshine would have in a few weeks to remove the cataracts and her ovaries.

Sunshine licked Sylvia’s hand as she lifted the dog into the backseat of the car.

“I love you so much, Sunshine,” Sylvia said, trying to fight back tears. “We’re going to get through this together. I promise.”

Sunshine was a trooper. She was brave during both her surgeries and patient whenever my sister would slip the pills for her heart condition down her throat. Sunshine would always lick Sylvia’s hand after she swallowed her pills, as if to thank my sister for all the tender care she was giving her. And whenever Sylvia would leave the apartment without Sunshine, Sunshine would sit and hold vigil at the front door for more than 20 minutes, to see if Sylvia would return. Then, looking dejected, she would slowly walk away with her head bowed, ears flapping, and climb onto Sylvia’s bed and lie down with her hind legs stretched out behind her.

Sylvia discovered that she and Sunshine had similar interests. They loved watching the soap operas together. The dog would curl up on the pillow next to Sylvia and seemed to focus on the screen as if she knew what was going on.

The two of them would take leisurely walks at a local botanical garden. Often, Sylvia would dress Sunshine in a black and white tuxedo sweater with a red bow tie pattern on the front. Sunshine took pride in her personal appearance and would trot through the park more lively than usual, with her head cocked back slightly in a self-assured manner.

When the weather was warm, Sunshine enjoyed lying in the sun on the apartment balcony. Sylvia would take the opportunity to give Sunshine back and shoulder rubs until the dog drifted off to sleep.

But even more special to the two of them were the trips they took home to see our mom and dad. Typically, as Sylvia drove, Sunshine would stand on my lap on her hind legs, rest her front paws on the inside passenger door and watch the cars and trucks zip past.

And one of the most memorable trips was the one we took home for Christmas.

As I watched Sylvia scoop Sunshine up into her arms and wipe the cookie crumbs from her muzzle, I couldn’t help but think of how far they’d come together.

Sunshine, the dog that only a few years earlier was physically broken, without a home, without shelter and without someone to care for her and my sister, the college freshman living by herself away from home for the first time, had found each other to love.

- Kindly contributed by Lisa Braxton

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