Funny Pet Storys

One Christmas, Mum was visiting for the day and had brought the dog with her. Our little cat sat in various places during the day in view of the dog but always out of reach (you could almost see the smile on her face when the dog was told off for getting excited). When she got fed up with taunting the dog she slowly strolled upstairs where our larger cat was asleep. A few minutes after the door swung open and our larger cat was sitting slap bang in the middle of the doorway staring at the dog, who promptly jumped on to mum’s lap shaking like a jelly. It was as if our two cats had been talking about the dog!
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Our cat Boris was lost in Hurricane Katrina. More than six weeks after the storm, a woman located us (we lost our home and had relocated) and said that she had seen our cat. We imediately went to get him and stopped at a gas station on the way back to grab some cat food. This gas station did not carry Boris’ food of choice, Meow Mix Seafood Middles (now Medley). He turned his nose up at every kind of cat food that we offered him, even after being half-starved for 6+ weeks. After our grocer opened back after the storm, they carried Boris’ favorite food. He ate until his little kitty belly couldn’t hold any more. He’d rather starve than eat something other than his Meow Mix!! How he survived after the storm with such a picky taste I do not know, but I’m sure glad that he did! Our family is so greatful to have Boris back.

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My little cat Nuisance is a female Calico who was given to me as a birthday gift when she was no more than 8 weeks old. I named her Nuisance because she can be real pesky when she wants something. For example, she loves to play fetch just like a little puppy does. She has these bright pink feathers that she likes to “fetch” and bring back. And, if you don’t throw them she will continously rub all over you ’til you do. When she gets tired of playing she just won’t bring the feathers back. She also likes to get up on the back of the toilet and try to flush when a person is done. She knows where the handle is, she just isn’t strong enough to push it all the way down!

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We actually have 4 cats, each with their own distinct personality. Sweety thinks she is a squirrel. When we moved into our home, she came with the property, so to speak. She lived in the oak tree beside our carport. She soon got so used to us, that she now walks into the house and perches herself up on top of the catfood jug for some beauty rest! But, I would have to say that our cat, Prissy, is the funniest. She has a thing about toilets. Everytime someone flushes, she comes running. She loves to watch the swirling water. Sometimes she tries to reach in and catch it. We often give it an extra flush just for her!

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Olson, my cat, loves to play with his toys. One night I was looking for “his” shoelace. Before I went to bed, I looked and looked for it so we could have a play time together, but I couldn’t find it anywhere. When got up the next morning, I looked on the floor and there it was next to my bed. What was even funnier was that he had placed all of his mice and other toys in a single line going from my bed side to the hallway!

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My cat’s name is Boy Kitty and he is fourteen years old. I have repeatedly asked him to catch a mouse for me, to no avail. After fourteen years and with one toothe left, he finally caught his first mouse!!!!! I suppose he got tired of me saying, “I have a dog and a cat and neither one can catch a mouse for me!” Well, he sure proved me wrong!!! He brought that mouse over to the end table and laid it right there for me. Needless to say, I was one happy Pet owner. My Boy Kitty is now top cat in my house!

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My cat does some unusual things. If a cat could talk human, this one surely would! He speaks by meowing, of course, but he gets his point across. When he wants milk, he sits in front of us making sure to get our attention, and uses different meows and pitches that sound like he is saying milk. We have to spell milk in front of him because he’ll bug us until he gets it. He also has to lay close and keep a paw on me. I contribute this to his advancing age (he is about 14 now). His favorite place is the back of the couch where he can be close to my head. He’s always touching to see if I’m still there. He’s quite comical. I actually caught him with his head in the toilet drinking water, but he had his own style of doing it. He dipped his paw in and curled it up like a cup, then lapped the water from his paw. He came to us when a neighbor passed away and is ornery at times, but we love him to pieces.

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 1. DOORS: Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get door opened, stand on hind legs and hammer with forepaws. Once door is opened, it is not necessary to use it. After you have ordered an “outside” door opened, stand halfway in and out and think about several things. This is particularly important during very cold weather, rain, snow, or mosquito season. Swinging doors are to be avoided at all costs.2. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If you have to throw up, get to a chair quickly. If you cannot manage in time, get to an Oriental rug. If there is no Oriental rug, shagpile is good. When throwing up on the carpet, make sure you back up so that it is as long as the human’s bare foot.

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