Cat Jokes
Q. What kind of work does a weak cat do?
A. Light mouse work.
Q. Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?
A. Because she wanted to mail a litter.
Q. Which state has a lot of dogs and cats?
A. Petsylvania.
Q. Why should you walk carefully when it’s raining cats and dogs?
A. You might step in a poodle.
Q. Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?
A. Catch.
Q. What do English cats drink in the afternoon?
A. Kit-tea.
Q. Where did the kittens go on their class trip?
A. To a mewseum.
Q. Did you hear about the Veterinarian and the Taxidermist who
combined their business?
A. Their slogan: “Either way you get your pet back.”
Q. Why does a tiger have stripes?
A. So he won’t be spotted.
Q. What do you call a cat who does tricks?
A. A magic kit.