Funny Pet Storys

Dog tags ring, are you listenin’? 

In the lane, snow is glistenin’. 

It’s yellow, NOT white - I’ve been there tonight, 

Marking up my winter wonderland. 

Smell that tree? That’s my fragrance. 

It’s a sign for wand’ring vagrants; 

“Avoid where I pee, it’s MY pro-per-ty! 

Marked up as my winter wonderland.” 

In the meadow dad will build a snowman, 

following the classical design. 

Then I’ll lift my leg and let it go Man, 

So all the world will know it’s 

mine-mine-mine! 

Straight from me to the fencepost, 

flows my natural incense boast; 

“Stay off of my TURF, this small piece of earth, 

I mark it as my winter wonderland.