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A Cat’s Top-Ten Thoughts

  1. I could have sworn I heard a can opener.
  2. Is there something I’m not getting when humans make noise with their mouths?
  3. Why doesn’t the government do something about dogs?
  4. I wonder if Morris really liked 9-lives, or did he have ulterior motives?
  5. Hmmmm … If dogs serve humans, and humans serve cats, why can’t we ever get those stupid dogs to do anything for us?
  6. This looks like a good spot for a nap.
  7. Hey - no kidding, I’m sure that’s the can opener.
  8. Would humans have built a vast and complex civilisation of their own if we cats hadn’t given them a reason to invent sofas and can openers in the first place?
  9. If there’s a God, how can He allow neutering?
  10. If that really was the can opener, I’ll play finicky just to let them know who’s boss!

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