Funny Pet Storys

My hamster Taz is bonkers. While I was building his new space station house I sat him in a box on the wardrobe. Two minutes later I heard a thud. Yep you guessed it he fell off the wardrobe having successfully munched a big hole in the box, the next day I came home to find him sitting on the hall stairs cleaning himself; my daughter had left the cage open and he obviously fancied a walk. I always blame my daughter when he escapes but I caught him the other night biting the lid, lifting it up and escaping. Ironically, he is so lazy I had to give up with his exercise ball because when you put him in it he rolls over to the nearest radiator and promptly falls asleep.
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Grizz looks like a mixture between a collie and a German shepherd. He’s the sweetest dog, but when he was younger, you couldn’t leave him alone for five minutes!

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Tonight’s my first night as a watchdog,
And here it is Christmas Eve.
The children are sleeping all cozy upstairs,
While I’m guardin’ the stockin’s and tree.

What’s that now—footsteps on the rooftop?
Could it be a cat or a mouse?
Who’s this down the chimney?
A thief with a beard— And a big sack for robbin’ the house?

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1. A CD of cats meowing popular Christmas songs.

2. A chew toy with the head already gnawed off by his canine brother who chewed his way into the gift box around the 15th of the month.

3. A chew toy shaped like a shoe which he is immediately going to confuse with the right sneaker of your favorite pair.

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