Funny Pet Storys

To go outside, and there perchance to stay
Or to remain within: that is the question:
Whether ’tis better for a cat to suffer
The cuffs and buffets of inclement weather
That Nature rains on those who roam abroad,
Or take a nap upon a scrap of carpet,
And so by dozing melt the solid hours
That clog the clock’s bright gears with sullen time
And stall the dinner bell. To sit, to stare
Outdoors, and by a stare to seem to state
A wish to venture forth without delay,
Then when the portal’s opened up, to stand
As if transfixed by doubt. To prowl; to sleep;
To choose not knowing when we may once more
Our readmittance gain: aye, there’s the hairball;
For if a paw were shaped to turn a knob,
Or work a lock or slip a window-catch,
And going out and coming in were made
As simple as the breaking of a bowl,
What cat would bear the household’s petty plagues,
The cook’s well-practiced kicks, the butler’s broom,
The infant’s careless pokes, the tickled ears,
The trampled tail, and all the daily shocks
That fur is heir to, when, of his own free will,
He might his exodus or entrance make
With a mere mitten? Who would spaniels fear,
Or strays trespassing from a neighbor’s yard,
But that the dread of our unheeded cries
And scratches at a barricaded door
No claw can open up, dispels our nerve
And makes us rather bear our humans’ faults
Than run away to unguessed miseries?
Thus caution doth make house cats of us all;
And thus the bristling hair of resolution
Is softened up with the pale brush of thought,
And since our choices hinge on weighty things,
We pause upon the threshold of decision.

shakespaw

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Dogs as Teachers
If a dog were your teacher you’d learn stuff like:
When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure
ecstasy.
When it’s in your best interest–practice obedience.
Let others know when they’ve invaded your territory.
Take naps and stretch before rising.
Run, romp, and play daily.
Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.
On hot days, drink lots of water and flop under a shady tree.
When you’re happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
No matter how often you’re scolded, don’t buy into the guilt thing and
pout. Run right back and make friends.
Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough.
Be loyal.
Never pretend to be something you’re not.
If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle
them gently.

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ONE BY ONE …

One by One, they pass by my cage,
Too old, too worn, too broken, no way.
Way past his time, he can’t run and play.
Then they shake their heads slowly and go on their way.
A little old man, arthritic and sore,
It seems I am not wanted anymore.
I once had a home, I once had a bed,
A place that was warm, and where I was fed.
Now my muzzle is grey, and my eyes slowly fail.
Who wants a dog so old and so frail?
My family decided I didn’t belong,
I got in their way, my attitude was wrong.
Whatever excuse they made in their head,
Can’t justify how they left me for dead.
Now I sit in this cage, where day after day,
The younger dogs get adopted away.
When I had almost come to the end of my rope,
You saw my face, and I finally had hope.
You saw thru the grey, and the legs bent with age,
And felt I still had life beyond this cage.
You took me home, gave me food and a bed,
And shared your own pillow with my poor tired head.
We snuggle and play, and you talk to me low,
You love me so dearly, you want me to know.
I may have lived most of my life with another,
But you outshine them with a love so much stronger.
And I promise to return all the love I can give,
To you, my dear person, as long as I live.
I may be with you for a week, or for years,
We will share many smiles, you will no doubt shed tears.
And when the time comes that God deems I must leave, I know you will
cry and your heart, it will grieve.

And when I arrive at the Bridge, all brand new,
My thoughts and my heart will still be with you.
And I will brag to all who will hear,
Of the person who made my last days so dear.

- – - – - – - – Author Unknown

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I think my cat must be possessed by some crazy morning bug. If I try to sleep passed 7:00 he will do his best to drive me crazy. In the A.M. he will get in the blinds right beside my bed. If that doesn’t work then he will jump up on the bedside table and stare at me. If I try to sleep through all of that he will sit on the table and hit the blinds while staring. And if all of this does not get me up he will jump on the bed and bite my arm ( not hard just enough to get my attention). Then when I am up he will climb back up on his perch and go to sleep. Then it is my turn to bug him.

Ga-Peaches

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I met Pumpkin in 1996. Some people would say he was a “stray” cat, but I’ve come to understand that he is actually a “wandering minister” who chooses certain people or families who need a special gift of love. Folks who live on my street, Chickamauga Lane, know Mr. Pumpkin the cat because he is a very friendly fellow. He stops by regularly to visit anyone who welcomes him, sometimes even when they don’t!

One summer, Pumpkin sauntered inside my neighbor’s house for a “visit” and no one saw him enter. They were packing up and leaving for a 10 day vacation! After a week of searching for him, we thought he had disappeared. When our neighbors returned they found Pumpkin inside their house and he was okay! He’d survived on left-over dog bones and got water from the toilet to drink! Thankfully, they’d left the toilet seat up! Pumpkin revealed his impeccable manners by using only ONE bathroom rug on which he’d relieved himself. My kind-hearted neighbors were happy to only have that one rug to toss in the garbage and we were all delighted that Pumpkin was safe and unharmed!

Pumpkin appeared in my life six years ago just when I needed a “furry friend”. It was the winter of 1995/1996, and a very sad time for me. My dear dog Pepsi, died on February 10th, 1996. For the first time in 16 years I was returning home from work with no one waiting “just for me.” However, there was this big orange cat visiting in my cul-de-sac that winter. He would “hang out” in my garden and my neighbor’s children named him Pumpkin.

After Pepsi died, a friend mentioned to me that the sweet orange cat at the top of my hill was “much too skinny under all that hair for a cat his size.” Since I had never had a cat in my life before, I knew very little about them. I had been distracted by my grief and hadn’t even noticed how skinny he was or that he never seemed to “go home”. Then the light bulb went off in my head! This darling cat didn’t have a home! I hurried to the store to buy cat food!

The charming, gentle Pumpkin quickly became part of our family. We appreciated his intelligence, gracious manners and funny antics. I began to look forward to coming home from work, because Pumpkin was always right there waiting for me. I also feel Pumpkin helped me get through one the most difficult times of my life.

A year later, my neighbor Sally’s beloved dog died. She told me that Pumpkin began to visit her more often and she believes that Pumpkin also helped her during her time of grief.

During the summer of 1998, my step-daughter, Savannah, found a kitten and brought him home. Pumpkin was not pleased with Pippin, the new boy cat. Pippin is a bit aggressive to say the least! We tried everything we could think of to help the two cats get along in the same home, but nothing worked.

It broke my heart when Pumpkin went in search of a new home. He found Tom and Sandy, who lived at the other end of Chickamauga Lane. Perhaps not coincidentally, Tom and Sandy had also recently lost their family dog and they too had never had a cat of their own! I think it must have been “time” for Pumpkin to find Tom and Sandy. He was great joy to them for the three years they lived here.

Last year Tom and Sandy had to move out of state and we all decided together that it would be best not take Pumpkin with them, since ministering to the folks on Chickamauga Lane appears to be Pumpkin’s chosen vocation in life. After Tom and Sandy moved away, Pumpkin picked the Muskgrove’s to be his newest “home base” family where he is welcomed, fed, and offered laps to nap on.

I can’t extend enough praise and thanks to them for caring for this beautiful, magical, marvelous cat. He also visits Helen who lives a few houses down from the Muskgroves’. Helen has said, “I think that cat has ESP!” The Muskgroves and many of my friends have made this comment about Pumpkin:

“There is something very special about him… his eyes, his face… he just looks so wise. And he seemes to always know what we’re thinking and saying!”

I take walks down the street with chicken treats for Pumpkin. He gets along perfectly with my new dog Abby. (Abby was “trained” by Pippin to respect ALL cats, which Pumpkin appreciates, I’m sure.) Even though it’s been many years since he lived with me, he knows my whistle, and will come running to greet me, talking and “chirping” the whole way to my feet where he immediately flops down and rolls over for a scratch.

I send my thanks to ALL the kind folks on our street who stop to speak to Pumpkin, who invite him in for visits and offer him special treats. He is a missionary to human beings, the “Cat of Consolation” on Chickamauga Lane, a furry friend who blesses all who have the opportunity to know him.

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For the past two and a half years I have worked in a veterinary clinic as a technician. Though two and a half years is relatively a short period of time, I have seen many stray, injured, homeless and nameless cats come through the front door and sadly, not all leave through that door either. For the lucky few whose injuries can be mended along with their trust in humanity, they are sure to find a loving home where they are accepted as member of the family to be cherished and cared for. This story is about one such cat.

It was during the end of the summer and to be quite honest I can’t tell you the exact date unless I went back through her records, but nevertheless it was during the season when many vacationers return home from their summer on Cape Cod. With this time there is bound to be a few cats left behind to fend for themselves. I don’t recall her admittance into the hospital because the summer was a busy one and with the amount of cases you see in one day they all start to blur together in the end.

I do remember seeing this average sized, muted calico huddled in the back of her cage, her hind end slumped unnaturally behind her. Her beautiful vibrant green eyes peered back at me, her pupils as big as saucers. She looked so meek and terrified, cramped in the corner of her small space, but she had a certain welcoming quality about her that you immediately knew she had a home at one time.

The doctor ordered a couple x-rays of her pelvis because he was quite sure it was broken. Surprisingly given her situation and the discomfort she was in she laid still while her pictures were taken. Sure enough her pelvis was broken and quite badly at that. She was still considered a stray at this point, and with strays drastic measures normally are not taken unless necessary, so surgery was counted out as an option for the time being. It was assumed she had been hit by a car by the nature of her injury.

We had run an ad the paper advertising this found cat in hopes someone who was missing her would read the lost and found section. No such luck. As time went on she became the clinic’s cat and once she had healed she would have the chance to charm someone into bringing her into their life. She was quite the charmer once she started to feel better. She would rise up unsteadily on her feet and hobble over to you so she could rub her head on your hands.

Once the summer rush was over I had more time to spend with the cats on the top row. The top row consisted of cats recovering from surgery, up for adoption and the occasional boarder. I took an immediate liking to the calico because she was so eager for attention, desperate even. She’d squawk at you until you came over to her cage and petted her. Basking in the attention she’d roll over on her side and gaze up at you, giving a kitten sized ‘mew’ that was like her “thank you.”

A few months after her arrival, once appointments and surgery slowed I decided to let the calico into the cat room, an exam room for cats and small dogs, so she could work on building up muscle mass in her hind legs. Her muscles had atrophied in her hindquarters giving her front half a bulky football player look. I was committed to letting her out for short periods of time every day in hopes that once she built her strength back she’d be able to go up for adoption. Unfortunately since she was ‘only’ a stray, not much attention had been given to her and it wasn’t taken note of that she could not use her right hind leg.

I had the doctor examine her leg and he determined she had deep feeling in her leg but not enough for her to use it. When she walked or ran the leg would flop around behind her. The doctor was not sure if she’d ever regain the use of the leg but only time would tell. This was a big disappointment to me since I felt no one would want to take a handicapped cat on – never mind the fact that if she was never able to use the leg and it dragged on the ground and began to ulcerate – then it would have to be amputated.

Those big green eyes began to lurk in my mind on my off days and that cry for attention began to hit a sensitive spot. I kept thinking that if I could take her for a little while to my house she would get more exercise there rather than the clinic and quite possibly start to use that leg again. I had a large enclosure that I used for my other cat, Fallon, and figured when I was not home the calico could stay in there which was much bigger than her current cage.

After a few days of tossing the idea around in my head I decided to propose the idea to my boss who didn’t hesitate to say yes. That night I got the cage out and set everything up: a litter pan, food and water dish, a big comfy towel and of course some toys. She was ready to come home. Before I brought her home, she needed a name. For a long time I had been calling her ‘the calico’ but I felt she needed a name like she needed a home. I tossed around a bunch of names and even called upon my friends at The Cat Arena for ideas. I eventually settled on Peach Hobbler or Peaches for short and the name met with great approval at the office, which is a rare thing since we always seem to disagree on what to name the cats.

Once the day came to bring the beauty home I was beyond excited because I knew she’d be a lot of fun to have around even if this was only a temporary situation. My plan was to keep her with me until she either built up enough strength or started using that leg again. Then I’d go on the hunt for the perfect home for her. Each day that passed when she was with me the list of criteria for her future home grew as I became more attached.

On her first day home I expected her to hunch in the back of her cat enclosure as she had done in her cage at the office in the beginning. To my amazement she cried and cried in that cage and she would not let up until I let her out. I kept the door of the computer room closed where the cage was kept figuring she’d be satisfied with this amount of space but she’d be safely confined from the other cats and the two dogs she had yet to meet. Of course she was not happy in the computer room either and would not stop crying until I let her into the living room and this went on until she had the immediate run of the house. It was much easier to close everyone else up rather than her.

As the days passed she became more comfortable with Brian, my boyfriend, me, the dogs and the other four cats. She was still at my house with the understanding she would soon be leaving. One night as Brian and I were sitting on the couch watching television, Peaches was sitting in between us as she had been for the few short weeks she was with us. As she squawked away and nudged the both of us for affection, Brian turned to me and said we’d be stupid to give up a cat this wonderful. Indeed he was right. With each of our cats having very different personalities, Peaches was definitely the most affectionate and sweet. We would have been crazy to give her up because there would never be another like her. I knew in the back of my mind there was no home that would have been good enough for her even if they served her food on a gold platter every night.

Even though I would never in my right mind agree to five cats I had to make an exception for this one. Fours months after her accident she is doing very well. Her back end has filled out with muscle and she has started to use her right leg for balance. I have high hopes that she will recover the full or at least partial use of the leg. No matter the outcome, we love her just as much, but I learned a very important lesson through all of this. I should never try and foster unless I am looking for another furry family member. Period.

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I have a goldfish, but we originally had two. The bigger one (Shiner) was always bullying the other one (Tigger).

When we had had them about 1 1/2 years, Tigger developed a tumour, but kept his friendly cheerful personality! To help you picture them, the Shiner has the personality of a killer whale and Tigger was more like a dolphin (coming out of the water to be fed etc.)

When the tumour started getting bigger, I noticed that Shiner would let Tigger get the food first and she stopped bossing and pushing him around! I found this strange, as fish will usually attack weaker fish!

I should note that Shiner is bossy and demanding and will find various ways to get my attention, including splashing or making noises with her mouth at the top of the water.

Anyways, one time I noticed that she was desperately trying to get my attention by swimming very fast back and forth across the front of the tank. I thought that she wanted shrimp treats and it was too soon after feeding them supper, so I made a point of ignoring her!

She kept this up for about 15 minutes before I actually looked at her and I was going to ask her what she wanted. This is when I noticed that I couldn’t see Tigger! I went up to the tank (20 gallon) and still couldn’t see him. This was strange since he was approx. 6 inches long and very round! This is when Shiner went to the back corner and I saw Tigger had somehow gotten up and behind the tube and was stuck upside down! Shiner was “kissing him” (they were always touching each other and very close).

I opened the lid and pulled out the tube so Tigger could get free. He swam away just like nothing had happened! The really funny part, is that Shiner wouldn’t let him near that corner for the rest of the evening! If she saw him going towards it, she would swim quickly and cut him off or push him back across the tank!

Don’t believe people when they say that fish have no feelings, thoughts, or memory! It took two little goldfish to teach me that! (I’m a dog person).

I’m sad to say that Tigger’s cancer got worse and the vet said that he wouldn’t survive surgery. I had to put him to sleep when he was about 2 years old. Despite the size of his tumour, he kept his cheerful and playful personality right until the end! Even in the vet’s office, whenever I called him, he would poke his head out of the water and do his little dolphin act!

My goal in life is to see how many years I can keep Shiner alive! They can have very long life spans so we’ll see. Until then, she is one very special and spoiled goldfish! (I think she knows it!)

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I found this picture today and like they say it’s worth a thousand words. If you know who this is or if this is you please let me know. Or if you have any more pictures like these that support our guys and our pets let me know. So we can show how much we support and miss those who put their life on the line for all of us.

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The basic cat sounds are purring, meows and hisses.
Cats can readily vary these sounds, thus seeming to talk. A cat meeting with another cat can emit more than fifty different sounds for communication which vary in tone from harsh to acute. A cat forms words that assume a precise meaning for other cats.
Cats have a sweet sound, the Purr, which it uses to express joy, momentary well being and affection for its owner. It is a musical sound repeated at length when the cat is happy. Purring also occurs in cats that are injured and in pain.

When a male cat holds his tail bent forward towards his head.
He is proclaiming to all the world that he is King of the Street! He stands there lashing his tail back and forth showing how angry and tough his is standing in the driveway.

Do we remember cruelty?
The knowledge attained by a cat by means of observation or trial and error is retained for it’s whole life. According to the research work done at University of Michigan and the Department of Animal Behavior at the American Museum of Natural History in the USA , the memory of cats is about two hundred times more than that of dogs. The memory of cats is found to be more than Monkeys and Chimpanzees. Like human beings, cats have both long term and short term memory.

When I’m being bad.
Cats think and make decisions like human beings. Some cats are jealous of other pet animals kept in the same house and has different personalities, just like human beings. There are some cats whose psyches are characterized as timid, impudent, obedient, stubborn, tranquil, spiteful, courageous and vile. Cats do very well in psychometric tests and have excellent observational power. So don’t give up on us because we’re bad, we’re no different than a two year old human child. We just never grow up.

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If my ears are flattened.
I am either annoyed or frightened. Twitching them backward and forward usually means that I am either anxious or worried about whatever I hear or am looking at. Another way you can tell something worries me, is if I flick out my tongue once or twice around my lips.

If I am laying down with my eyes closed.
But with my tail flicking slightly at the tip, I am really awake and spying on you. I can keep it up all day. Eyes wide shut

If my back is arched high, and my ears flattened.
I will scratch whatever I can reach, if you doubt that, look into my hugely dilated eyes, all the better to see you with. My slightly open mouthed snarl, all the better to bite you with, so get out of my way !!

Slinking low to the ground.
Means I am frightened, or I’m stalking something. I may even press right down to the ground, my fur will stand up, and my ears may be pinned back. Cute Eh! Gotta love me. Don’t forget to watch where you walk when I’m darting past you.

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